US airport finds gun stuffed in chicken by traveller
The fowl plan is cracked before boarding by officers at Florida’s Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood Airport. …
“We hate to beak it to you here, but stuffing a firearm in your holiday bird for travel is just a baste of time. This idea wasn’t even half-baked; it was raw, greasy, and obviously unsupervised. The only roast happening here is this poor packing choice!”